Srpen 2007

5. bleskovka

31. srpna 2007 v 20:36 | JL |  Bleskovky
1.Koľko rokov má Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Marge a Homer??
2.Kde Homer pracuje?? (Presné umiestnenie)
3.Čo kedysi robila Marge?? (Kde pracovala)
4.Koľko stojí Maggie dolárov????(Pri začiatočnej upútavke pri kase)
5.Aké boli prvé slová Barta, Meggie a Lisi??
6.Čím sa autor Simpsonovcov inšpiroval pri výbere mien???
7.Aká je kombinácia čísel na Bartovej skrinke??
No čo ťažké???Ak áno poradím vám aby ste sa pozreli na google!!

Car wash

18. srpna 2007 v 13:57 | JL |  Texty pesničiek
Car wash
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(This is a Shark Tale exclusive)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(Here we go again) (2004)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(Say what, say what) (phenomenal hit)
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
(Yeah)

Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash
Ooh, do do do do do do do
Car wash, car wash

(Yeah, let's drop it on 'em like this)

Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh
Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh

You might not ever get rich, ha
Let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A movie star or maybe a common thief

Working at the car wash (oh oh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (ooh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash (sing it with me now)
Working at the car wash, yeah

(Oh, oh)

Come summer the work gets kind of hard
This ain't no place to be if you're planning on being a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you're acting like a fool

Working at the car wash (oh oh, yeah yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (ooh ooh ooh)
At the car wash (ow said, now come and work it with me now, yeah)
Working at the car wash, yeah

Said, said, said, sing

(Work and work)
Well those cars never stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work and work)
Keep on and can't wait till it's time to go home

(Ooh ooh ooh)
Hey, get your car washed today
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Fill up and you don't have to pay
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Hey, get your car washed today
Give it up, right away

Missy Elliott:
Work at the, car wash
Sharks in the water make they jaws lock
When I swim through the grim, I'm too hot
Y'all can make y'all bets
Y'all small tuna fish, I'm one big catch
Shark slayer, bow down playa
'Cause this right here will be your worst nightmare (nightmare)
Work that, work that, pop back, hurt that
Turn this up and bang it all up in the surface

(Work and work)
9 to 5 I gotta keep that fat stack coming
(Work and work) (work it)
No matter how big the shark is, the right keep running
(Work and work)
Washing cars ain't no place to be a superstar man
(Work and work)
That's why I work, and work

Working at the car wash (ohhh, yeah)
At the car wash, yeah (come on work it, baby work it, say now)
At the car wash (ahh)
Working at the car wash, yeah

So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

Ooh, do do do do do do, na na na ah, ooh
(Now keep it coming)
Ooh, do do do do do do (woo, so), na na na ah, ooh
(You may not ever get rich, but hey)

(Ooh ooh ooh)
Hey, get your car washed today (hey)
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Hey, get your car washed today
(Ooh ooh ooh)
Hey, get your car washed today (phenomenal hit)

U + Ur hands

18. srpna 2007 v 13:53 | JL |  Texty pesničiek
U + Ur hands
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Check it out
Going out
On the late night
Looking tight
Feeling nice
It's a **** fight
I can tell
I just know
That it's going down
Tonight
At the door we don't wait cause we know them
At the bar six shots just beginning
That's when dick head put his hands on me
But you see

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh

Midnight
I'm drunk
I don't give a ***k
Wanna dance
By myself
Guess you're outta luck
Don't touch
Back up
I'm not the one
Buh bye
Listen up it's just not happening
You can say what you want to your boyfriends
Just let me have my fun tonight
Aiight

I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh
Break break
Break it down

In the corner with your boys you bet up five bucks
To get at the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck
We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see
So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah

You know who you are
High fivin, talkin ****, but you're going home alone arentcha?

Cause I'm not here for your entertainment
No
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
It's just you and your hand

I'm not here for your entertainment
No no no
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
Just take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
Yeah oh

The sweet escape

18. srpna 2007 v 13:24 | JL |  Texty pesničiek
The sweet escape
Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo

If I could escape
I would, but first of all let me say
I must apologize for acting, thinking, treating you this way

Cause I've been acting like sour milk fell on the floor
It's your fault, you didn't shut the refrigerator
Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

[chorus]
If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Now tell me boy, wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

Sweet escape

Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo
Whohoe, whihoo

You left me down
So baby, it's time to getting a little crazy
Hopefully you don't leave me

If I could escape
And re-create a place in my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
Now tell me boy, wouldn't that be sweet?
If I could be sweet
I know I've been a real bad girl
I didn't mean for you to get hurt
Forever, we can make it better
Tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?


Simpson movie

8. srpna 2007 v 20:39 | JL
P.S.: Tento film je veľmi dobrý!!Bola som na ňom a stojí zato obetovať tie peniaze!!A keď sa rozhodnete ísť do kina na tento úžastný film tak vám prajem príjemnú zábavu!!JL

Optické klamy

7. srpna 2007 v 21:47 | JL |  Pictures
Čo vidíte???Dve tváre alebo jednu tvár za sviečkou???
Pozrite sa do tieňu!!!
Babička a dedko alebo dvaja hráči????
Lebka alebo dve ženy???
Kôň alebo žaba??
Žena alebo hráč na trúbke???
Dievča alebo stará baba???
Vázi alebo tváre???
Pohybujú sa vám????
Približujte a oddialujte hlavu od monitora!!Čo vidíte?????
Muž alebo nápis liar???
Koľko je tam hráčov???12 alebo 13???
Návod pod obrázkom!!Len sa nezlaknite!!!Lebo ja som sa strašne zlakla!!!
Na obrázku sa jedna žena mračí a druhá nie.Čo sa stane keď sa budete na obrázok pozerať z troch metrov???
Pozrite sa na obrázok??Vidíte v tých bielich čiarach čierne bodky???
Pozeraj sa na krížik!!!!Za 25 sekúnd budú miznúť ružové bodky!!!!
Zakri si ľavú stranu znakov a vylúštiš záhadu!!!!
Žena ktorá sa pozerá do zrkadla alebo lebka???
Otverána alebo zatvorená kniha?????
Pozerajte sa na žiarovku 30 sekúnd a potom sa pozrite na biely obrázok!!Žiarovka aj keď tam nebude bude svietiť!

Diplom pre terulienku

6. srpna 2007 v 20:39 | JL
Toto je diplom pre terulienku.Prepac ze je taky skaredy ale iný sa nedal!!!
2. bleskovka: gwen Stefani
3. bleskovka: Christina Aguilera
4. bleskovka: P!nk